Reading the link about Heidi and Spencer, all I could think was that someone should bring the attorney up on ethical charges. You can't be a longtime friend of the family and then be a mediator between a member of that family and her husband in a dissolution. Conflict of Interest

@Marla Singer: Poop. I'm having trouble picking the right size.

@dj underboob:

ETA: Put in my first ever .gif. Looked terrible, trying anew.

Mama Bear

@TransFat: Nice P.K. Dick reference.

@TheTeofTea: Little do you know that my alter ego is known as DJ Underboob. Shit. Why isn't that my name on Jezebel? Time to go change that.

@SheelaNaGig: I was going to post the same thing. As long as you're in a community property state, the only person who is harmed (financially) is the richer spouse. You get half liquid assets, half stock, half retirement, and so on and so forth.

@CrazyLegsMeg: That's what I was thinking, but all of my bands rest that high. I've never found a band that doesn't rise.

@ginifur: How can you tell about the fit?

How could you not mention Judy Winslow? She will forever be one of TV's greatest mysteries.

Re: #12. Puh-leeze. You know Heidi and Kim will not age. The site of photoshopped wrinkles is probably causing Heidi to get on the phone with her surgeon as we speak. As for Kim, one only needs to look at her mother to know that will never happen

@emilypdx: I don't have long legs - I'm only 5'1 - and I can do it.

@laetitiae: I think this is the argument you are referencing.

@WitDickman: Amazing.

@LouWhoo: ABC Family was showing all 3 movies all weekend long. I may or may not have watched them multiple times this weekend.

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: It's not a major difference, just looks like she streamlined and slimmed. Maybe she just loss some "baby fat." I'd bet money on surgery, though.

@HelloKitty: It's phenomenal. That's what good plastic surgery should look like. She and Jen Aniston have great doctors. I had my nose "refined;" unless you looked at pictures of my from when I was 13, you would have no idea. You might think, as DinaRonson put it, I had "just aged well into (my) face."

First time I've ever noticed - did Gwen have a nose job?

The Garden of Eden probably didn't place because the pup was cut before he was put on the table. Fail to groom, fail to win.