I love that she's not as tiny as I thought she was. Work those thighs! Don't wear pants! You make me feel damn good about my thighs, lady.

@greygreygrey: I thought it was a Missoni copy?

@fridaphile: I want you to go stand in front of a mirror and tell yourself amazing, positive things. Tell yourself that you are worth it. That you don't deserve this type of treatment from anyone. A man who cheats on you (and is semi-stalking you through that girl) doesn't deserve your kindness or attention. Turn…

@la.donna.pietra: You Jezzies are so smart. I'm biased towards monotremes.

@la.donna.pietra: Are marsupials not mammals? I thought they fit under the umbrella of mammals, like the great apes.

I don't use my last name on facebook, my middle is a perfect substitute. I've also prevented my profile from being searchable. Try as you might to find me on facebook, you'll only be able to if we have a mutual friend.

@notsodarling: Someone needs to do a comparison chart of vampire/wizard movies cross-over.

@Valkyrie607: I was a diaphram baby. So much for latex.

Doesn't Jamie Campbell play Caius in New Moon? Holy crossover Batman!

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: I don't know why I haven't hearted you earlier. this is so full of win.

@NicePantsMochrie: Congratulations! Best feeling ever when the LDR drops the LD.

@drunkexpatwriter: Right! And why would people present him with scripts as opposed to LiLo or her manager.

@ParkPlace: Oh right the Jenner crew. How dare I forget the Olympian and "princes" of Malibu.

@Heather_Chandler: No shit! I loved Dr. Katz. Good to know a new fun fact.

@thechedda: Father of Kardashian brood was Robert Kardashian (deceased), defense attorney for OJ Simpson. If he were still alive and on the show, then I would watch or even care. Be that as it may, they are a waste of famous for being famous space.

@patelovingvegetarian: ::Giggles:: David Duke penis!

@zegota: As true as it may be, this is one hefty double standard this guy is suggesting.

Oh the horror me wanting a nice sized schlong. Because you know women don't undergo surgery or anything for your pleasure.

@RenoDakota: I don't want to thread jack too much, so I'll be short. Honestly, I can't stand it. It's taken this hopeless romantic and made her quite cynical. I can't stand seeing parents use their kids as pawns. I would much rather be a GAL. If I go into crim, it would be in an advisory role as a clinical…

@blametheredline: Here it is: [www.linkydinky.com]