@blametheredline: There's a conspiracy site somewhere that has pictures of the 2nd floor. Apparently Nick Cage only married Lisa Marie to see the upstairs of Graceland (he's a huge Elvis buff).

@RenoDakota: No worries. I agree that there is a presumption of innocence even during the trial, but like I said I would try my best to explain the semantics and nuances.

@Superawesomerad: Yes. My explanation of the process was to help clarify the point of "innocence" ≠ "not guilty." I completely agree with Ms. Jones that "until" could imply certainty or inevitability. Maybe neither "until" nor "unless" are proper words. I personally can't think of a better one.

@Superawesomerad: I understand what she's saying about the the inevitability. Using "unless" implies that any person found "not guilty" is innocent, which I don't like.

@mandiandi: Let me also add in this:

@angelina jolie-laide is a mavericky bish: See above and tell me if that makes sense.

@ExtensionOfBob: I'll try my best.

Hey Star Jones,

Why even hire the cover models anymore? Wouldn't it just be cheaper to photoshop a frakencelebrity onto the cover?

@imaginaryheroine: I loved Kristen, but I would trade my Kirsten and Molly any day for a Samantha. She had the prettiest clothes and accessories. ::Sigh::

@viviangrrrl: My dolls do not resemble American Girl dolls (I had a Kirstin as well) anymore anyway. Stupid mom gave them to my stupid neice who stupidly took out their hair and lost their clothes. No, I'm not bitter. Not at all.

@viviangrrrl: I had Molly because my mom thought she looked like my older sister. I so desperately wanted a Samantha. Swappsies?

@somedisaster: Thank you for the clarification. I'm going to marinate on your definition on feminism for a while.

@somedisaster: I don't know. I read the article in its entirety and I'm not convinced it's a "feminist issue." I agree that it's a human rights issue. I agree that this law hurts women, but this law hurts everyone. It's not targeted at women.

@awesomesauce: Anthony Cooper died on the Island? When? How did I miss that?

@scullymurphy: Would you call it a reverse french manicure if you do the tips in any color but white? I thought a reverse was when you painted the half-moon instead of the tip.

Is that guy the Middle Eastern dude from Millionaire Matchmaker who had his mom come and view the girls Patti was searching through?

@elizaboo: Miss Manners says yes. A thank you note should be more than a thanks for the gift; it expresses gratitude that the person shared a special moment with you.

It's common around my group of friends to write hand-written thank you cards. Not for presents or parties, but more along the lines of "Thank you so much for driving back to school because I lost my car and was crying." Or "Thank you for helping me lift my car off the curb that magically got stuck when I was…

Do you think soulja boy knows that "Obama" is the President's last name, not first?