@JennyJazz: Hearted for the wonderfulness in your words. I hope more babies are raised like this.

@BeetsGoOn: You are a super Jezzie. I would love to meet someone as awesome as you. I understand if you can't. Good luck on your endeavors.

Ms. Collins, I would like to Buffalo Bill you, plez. 'Kay? Thanks!

@BeetsGoOn: I digress, but are you coming to the meet-up? There's a Jezzie group on Facebook with all the details.

@DonnaPirana: Why can't I re-heart you?

@ragincajun67: Actually, African-American is not necessarily the best phrase. There are African-Americans who are white. There are black people who are Jamaican or Dominican or any other number of countries of origin. I have plenty of black friends who would be highly offended at the use of African-American.

@AnnaBanana: Do you mean the candles on the side of the stage?

Question: How does it work keeping your maiden name (ugh, even the terminology is laden with patriarchy) professionally and taking your husband's name privately? If you apply for a job with the maiden and they need to do a background check, do you disclose your married name? Are the papers you sign for name…

@BeetsGoOn: My boyfriend is born and raised LA. He is insistent that I take his last name. This is the major reason we're not engaged.

It bothers me to like anything about Tila, but I want her shoes!

I love every single thing about Hit Girl. If you want a sweet innocent heroine, go watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl or better yet Spy Kids. I want a heroine that was like me at 13. A cursing gun slinging "you men are nothing but little boys" awesome super heroine. Ok, I didn't have guns, but still.

@Zfire: Hey now, no body snarking.

J-WOWW's boobies grew. Sammi's waist shrunk. Photoshop or reality stars changing themselves in typical fashion - I'm looking at you Heidi.

@Oceanic: Yes. He says it in one of the earlier episodes when they are on the plane. The science teacher asked how Hugo made all the money. Sawyer overhears and tells him to be careful so that he doesn't get scammed.

I bought Dickweed. The color is beautiful! I expect the same from Jizz. Catch - for $18 (including shipping), the polish is beyond thin. It took 3 coats before I didn't see my nail anymore. I got compliments galore, but nothing is worth 3 coats.

@Katie Furey: MISSBehave! That's the one. Thanks.

Love the video and I actually thought that there wasn't much airbrushing.

@SmaženýSýr: I'm guessing frame by frame?

@Katie Furey: She looks crazy familiar. Do you know what other work she has done?

I need happy. Here's an awesome Breslin (Abigail), who kindly took a picture with my niece and her friend a few weeks ago.