Of course smart ladies drink. It's survival of the fittest. The dumbest brain cells are the first ones to die of alcohol-related causes. This leaves only the best and brightest brain cells.

@wtfox?!: One of my exes used to call the Monday after Easter "Jewish Easter." In his mock-Seinfeld voice (it was more of a Larry David with a sinus infection), "whaaaaat? It's candy. It's cheap. I'll buy it."

@whynotshesaid: Topless sunbathing is one of the things I miss most about living in Miami (I'm in San Francisco now - no nudity ever, too cold).

He's like a little koala latched on to his mommy like that! Forget her, I'll take the kid please.

Brushes:

Styling Hair:

Washing hair:

@Zulkey: Who's the underdog?

@Hazel: Carvel is where it's at for ice cream cake.

@Irin: When I get home, I'm going on ebay and buying this game pronto. I'd love to know what I've repressed from that game.

@maggiethecat: Funny you say that. As I have now mentioned more than enough, my boyfriend has some mild abandonment issues even though he was adopted as a baby. What we're working on is feeling empowered because someone chose to have him in their life. Two loving devoted parents have raised him as if he were…

@Irin: And do you remember the tacky, colorful, huge rings that you used as your pawn on the board? Memories, like the corners of my mind. Misty water colored memories.

You didn't buy nor compete for the groom. You designed your perfect wedding and whoever did so the fastest always got Mr. Right. That picture is for which tux you would like to purchase.

@lorax42: My boyfriend's parents had another baby boy before him. They had him for a week before the birth mother changed her mind. His mother was devastated. Luckily, they were financially well-off and were able to go through the process all over again, which is how they came to adopt my boyfriend.

@SnowQueen: Once again, I plead no knowledge of this. My legal education thus far has been limited to whether you can contract surrogacy, not parental rights per se. Thanks for info.

@SnowQueen: I honestly have no idea how the adoption process works. My boyfriend's parents make it seem like it was easy, though extremely expensive. My eldest sister was adopted, but we share the same mother and it was my father who adopted her when her father gave up all his rights. My knowledge is very limited…

DUDE I AM SO WINNING THIS BRACKET! C'MON CHEESECAKE AND ICECREAM!

@mandiandi: My apology in advance in assuming heterosexual couples. Homosexual couples also engage in this process, though I have a feeling that may be due to a majority of states not allowing them to adopt.

@Penny: Fair enough, though I was under the impression that there was usually a surrogate involved.

@WhoGonnaCheckMeBoo: But I could imagine that the egg donor could come back and fight for custody later on, just as some sperm donors and those who have given up (I hate that term, but I don't know a better one) their children for adoption have.