I’m not sure anyone knows anymore. Money? We are on the money's side.

Um...I'm confused.  Whose side are we on again?

But Uber drivers save a lot by not bathing and wearing the same clothes daily. Some of us have yuge laundry bills keeping our suits clean!

I’m in favor of shuffling things like “here’s how to balance your finances” into basic school curriculums as much as the next guy, but until then, that’s something you have to learn on your own. I have no sympathy for a dingus who decides that making, say, $300 a week driving means $300 net pay a week and not $300 a…

Sure, but desperate people do desperate things.

Jobs don’t grow on trees. Jobs are not like a Chinese buffet. Jobs are not products you pick up from the shelf.

And someone who JUST started doing this is complaining about the market being flooded? What?

I took note of that AirBNB relation. That is supposed to be a good thing? Cities all over North America lack affordable housing and have insane rental fees while home ownership is already an increasing pathway to riches. Instead of charging $1,500/month rent for a couple of bedrooms in their small basements, they are…

The damnedest thing is that many of the writers say they’re losing money, but neglect to say why they won’t stop driving. It’s like blaming the knife manufacturers for your constantly stabbing yourself in the leg.

Uber’s business model seem to just be staying in business long enough to figure out how to make a profit drive cabs to extinction and raise their prices immediately after, all while selling your data.

If classifying Uber drivers as contractors was actually legitimate and not just a way to get around minimum wage and other worker protection laws, then it would be profitable for me to buy a bunch of cars, hire a bunch of employees, and pay them a salary of at least minimum wage to drive for Uber while I took all the…

“Bah! They all said sequestration was going to destroy the military. And when we actually went through with it, we still had all our ships, tanks, and planes the very next morning!”

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Steelers fans like him again now

Actually, the F-22 and F-35 are working exactly as it was designed, which is funding/job security. 

Please tell me this is the last of the ‘Why Your Team Sucks’ articles for 2019.

Geezus, Matt. You win, but what a way to clinch it.

I knew they were going to beat the Falcons as soon as they got within 16 points with just under 10 minutes left in regulation, which is completely insane, but I was sure of it. And then they did.

It’s where #7 goes that will REALLY haunt you.

That Brady sixth ring image will haunt me until my dying day.