This event has all the cultural relevance of a butter churning contest wearing a poke bonnet.
I can’t believe they still twirl fucking batons, either.

I feel bad for the women (and their families) that have put in so much work and sacrifice for a chance to compete in something that they’ve been convinced means everything but could very well be streaming on Crackle for all anyone knows or cares. I honestly wasn’t sure if Miss America was still even a thing. Just put…

“That night, I saw a woman placed on a throne without a kingdom while no one watched.”

This article is more beautiful than its subject.

I think the pressing question is, how many started metal bands?

“People of color are struggling too much in 2020 for the promoters not to have vetted and cleared accessories for the shows,” she said.

It is some bullshit but as an Eagles fan I am more than happy that the Cowboys, Giants, and Racial Slurs refuse to hire competent coaching staffs. They are all competence-averse and that’s the only reason a team held together by packing tape and Barbie doll hair could win the division (duct tape and shoe strings would…

Stephen A is a coon. Period. His masters allowed him to speak out about no black coaches because his ratings is in the toilet. When your people dont fuck with you. No one fucks with you. Stephen finding that out the hard way.

Pictured:  That future we are zooming towards....

This was a perfectly fine but too brief sports article. Damn I miss Deadspin.

I think the real lack of comprehension is on anyone who thinks a company that pays damn near zero in federal taxes needs further breaks and incentives. Especially a company that is known to under-cut, overwork, and underpay a swath of its actual employment base.

There are two problems with Stadia.

Name the last time you bought a Trina album.

Ugh, of course it’s Florida. There are two Walmarts in the city my wife works in. One is more downtown, the other is only 9 miles away down the same street, but in the richer part of the city (also right by Legoland) and when the white people from the other side come into my wife’s store, they are a damn nightmare.…

You can’t take a heritage car and bring it back as a rehash of another brand’s car. There is no excuse for Toyota doing this. Toyota knows how to make a sports car, and even if they wanted to be totally lazy, they could’ve taken the Lexus RC and started there. 

Fair take, for sure, but it also entered a segment that is dying, fast.

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

The problem wasn’t how it ended, it was the execution (which was rushed and perfunctory).

Many, many of them. Including people who argue that the last season was a masterpiece and people hating it are because their pet theories didn't pan out. 

Sweet baby Jeebus. There are actual D&D apologists. What a time to be alive.