I won’t feel safe until we’ve got Bradley Armored Vehicles rolling down the school hallways.

This is good Kinja

Just park a tank on the quad.

“strapped with a Kel-Tec “Bullpup” rifle and a Glock 19X”

Well, I suppose if want to transition your country into a fascist, panopticon-style police state, there are worse plans than getting people used to seeing heavily armed people literally everywhere they go, right?

They only allow fighting in hockey at the professional level, and good news to you, the amount of fighting in hockey has plummeted in the past decade. Look at this:

So their legal strategy is “well it’s not like they didn’t already know he was a suspected paedo!”

Drew’s back!

And what about Dell Demps? Assuming he doesn’t have some lifetime appointment as Pelicans GM, I mean, he wants a job after this one, right?

I definitely agree, over the long term this hurts the Pelicans WAAAAAY more than it hurts the Lakers. The Pelicans really just look like petty, vindictive assholes who are prioritizing vengeance for an imagined crime over doing right by the best player in their franchise’s history. No one will ever want to play there…

What top flight free agent was going to sign in New Orleans before this? It’s all happening because their own pending top flight free agent who they drafted first overall made it clear that he wouldn’t stay.

I mean, this is still a bad look, right? Sure it embarrasses the Lakers, but like, I don’t think players and agents hate the Lakers the way fans and some front offices do. What top flight free agent would want to play for this front office knowing they pull this vindictive shit?

Exactly! Back in my day, face tattoos were strictly for those doing hard time (tear drops for kills!). the most hard core people I knew had neck tattoos but nothing on the face. Times have changed. I’m going outside to yell at a cloud. 

It’s not just young rappers, it’s young people in general. My husband works at a college and he talks about the proliferation of face tattoos all the time. I don’t get it. Now get off my lawn!

Either they are so confident in their talent they are convinced they will never have to get a real job, or they are so utterly hopeless about the state of the world, the job market and their employability. Plus bad impulse control. Plus stupid.

Even in what has to be the darkest moment of his life, though, Northam somehow found the time and energy to put his signature on a bill

I would say they view her a bit differently. She is the rube that is going to help hand them political power. Other than that you are pretty much right.

I owe you an explanation for why I’ve been away for two months

Looking over Football outsiders today, the Patriots beat the no.1 DVOA team (KC), the no.2 DVOA team (LAR), and the number 3 DVOA (LAC) team in the postseason this year. That’s crazy.

As much as I love PS (like it better than Nintendo and MS) and was my first console, I much much rather buy an NES or SNES classic. I would only buy this if it were $30 bucks or less. It’s all about the games and this doesn’t have many good ones, only a few but it is not enough.

As much as I love PS (like it better than Nintendo and MS) and was my first console, I much much rather buy an NES…