If ETP and SXL start drilling again in defiance of the Army Corp of Engineers, then the Governor of North Dakota and the local sheriff will surely have to go after them with water cannons, dogs, rubber bullets, and orders to evacuate, right? Right? Because they care about laws and stuff.

“Not to be that guy” , and yet you still had to be that fuckin’ guy.

i’m perplexed as to why having shorter people bring their feet closer together doesn’t make them appear taller in these same photos.

Um, I believe you missed the real MVP of this clip. That is one hell of a “you are all crazy people” face.

What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.

Hey hey, whoa now. Calling neo-nazis “Fecal-Americans” is a disservice to fecal matter. Manure is actually beneficial to the world.

Pretty scary stuff. Unions are an option, certainly, and I would never discourage anyone from joining a union.

Fuck CNN

I think maybe, it’s a case of how other things Apple has done, at first it causes anger, and then people just accept it.

KInd of like the removed headphone jack on the new iphone.

So this would have to get enough complaints to maybe get resolved. Or it will get swept aside.

I think maybe, it’s a case of how other things Apple has done, at first it causes anger, and then people just accept…

Not with that clackety clack crack clickitty cloppity keyboard.

Unless it was free. Then maybe.

Not with that clackety clack crack clickitty cloppity keyboard.

Unless it was free. Then maybe.

I’m a Lions fan so I haven’t seen any real football in years.

Video Game Shit I’m Too Old For: Grinding.

Kirk Cameron’s birthday party. Evidently, the other guests were left behind.

I guess I can buy that. I think the thrower would have to be both very strong and very good at the execution. In my subsequent research, I found what may be the best one I have yet seen:

That’s how you claim things.

That’s how you claim things.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Just shut up and enjoy this story, and whatever you do, don’t click on the Florida State Seminoles tag at the top of the post.

Are we sure Travis Rudolph goes to Florida State? Florida State? Florida State? Bobby Bowden, Deion Sanders, Jameis Winston, etc? Tomahawk Chop, crab legs, sexual assault, etc? Are you sure? Is he sure?