I wish I could star this more. I'd like to add this minor edit: (seriously that's V8 Mustang/STi money, which I also will not buy/cannot afford).

JEEZ FINALLY A MANUFACTURER LISTENED TO THE ENTHUSIAST MASSES AND IS BRINGING A TURBO AWD PERFORMANCE WAGON TO OUR SHORES that none of us will buy new because $40k is too much money for a VW (seriously that's V8 Mustang/STi money) so I'll just wait for one to show up at Carmax in a few years because I never put my…

I drive an 09 S600. The only thing reliable about the car is the ABC suspension. Getting it aligned is expensive at the dealer as there's a different procedure for ABC suspension cars. I'm sure you can get it done by a good independent mechanic.

Meanwhile...

I was! Write-up on that coming soon too. It was my first time driving on COTA and it was awesome.

Ok, we get it, the Hellcat is the second coming of Jesus. It's better than sliced bread. It could singlehandedly stop rape gifs and provide sexual release to the frustrated feminists at Jezebel. It could bowl a perfect game with one hand. It could end war with a burnout. We get it.

Cropping that down makes for a disturbing picture...