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It's happened.
See: Danny Bonaduce.

I said it before, and I'll say it again: I suspect it was blackmail.

Seriously, thank you for such a detailed response. I feel like I've gotten the rest of the story on this, and on a level not most people will ever get to know.
Genuinely appreciate it.

I firmly believe still to this day that the Farrelly's blackmailed everyone involved into being a part of this film, just to embarrass them with horrifyingly tasteless sketches anyways.
In fact, had any of the featured cast actually worked with them previously? Nothing seems to come to mind.

Alice in Chainey!

Wow. Those kids… I'm not one for physical discipline, but damn, someone smack those brats.
And really, who are we kidding? It's basically a long, drawn-out Vacation. The more crass, toilet-humor one.

Jamaican Decoy:
The only winning solution is puff-puff-pass.

I don't know why, but "Turkish Heavy" always jumps out at me when they start flashing on the big board.
Maybe it's the image of broad-shouldered, olive-skinned mustachioed brutes whirling forward into nearby countries that does it.

Ugh, that was margarine! Butter can't spread that creamy and smooth! Heresy!

I agree with everything you said, but while terrorists may not have any real toppling power, they are good at one thing: creating paranoia, xenophobia and causing countries to change security policies that ultimately reduce civil liberties to the point they never become relaxed or even reversible.

The best she ever looked.

I can tell you this: the trick they mention about payphones in Hackers definitely worked (until phone companies caught on and did away with tones for depositing coins shortly thereafter), and given that was 10+ years after Wargames, so it was most likely entirely feasible.

Relegating mass destruction to a graphic of a blooming white circle and leaving the tension to simple telephone communication to those locales indeed let the film work on the most terrifying of levels: the human imagination for the viewer to fill in the blanks. Was the person on the other end dead, or would they

Even worse, it featured a then-yet beta of a Stargate SG-1 MMORPG that was ultimately never released. Looked fun!

Urination story aside (which I have to admit is ironic if only because there's some unusual symbolism of performing a necessary bodily function underneath a preconceived mental function device of the modern society always heading towards trying to destroy itself), I find it interesting that the operators by your

Well, his balls are rather impressive.

"WILLLLLLLMAAAAA!!!!"
-Fred Flintstone

I want a movie adaption of the graphic novel based on the short story based on a true story of a concept from the mind of Philip K. Dick.

Y'know, I get that he's parodying the Drumpf supporters, but there doesn't seem to be an ounce of tongue-in-cheekyness to it, and the problem I have with comedy takes like this is projects like these are more likely to be shared amongst his stormtroopers as serious, despite the FoD moniker.

Given his stances on human rights and whatnot, it wasn't a liberal thing—it was a truly unbelievable plot thing that he'd have actually gone in for Valentine's plan.