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Some prick in my theater actually applauded when the Obama stand-in got finished off. Wanted to bean him in the back of his melon when that happened.

Actually, I think the "massive fucking frankfurter" was cut just seconds from the final shot of the first film.

If I turned on right-wing radio in the car, I'd drive over a cliff after five minutes of listening—and I'm in flat-as-a-board Illinois.

Apparently you don't know the art of the "sneaking in socks" method.
Though I think one of the most realistic sneak suits of all time was Raiden's "skull suit" in MGS2—not a thing on it that could cause friction, and the shoes were molded. The whole thing moved with him, not against.

Are you trying to make her history's greatest new monster?!

So you're saying Tay had something to do with it? The purge has begun!

BM in the P.M.!

Actually, Popeye the Sailor was also heavily used in the United States locations as well for the better part of a decade. You can still occasionally find a reference or two, but for the large part the domestic branches have dropped him entirely, as the chain now portrays themselves as Nawlin's-based cooking.
Never

Well, whoever designed that was a real dick.

Nope, still around. They had an episode this year about teaming up to take down a neighbor's gaudy lawn accoutrements.

I hate your idea with the fire of a thousand suns.

Yeah, but Kemper's 35 too. SG's career has been from age 14 to first-year college up to this point. She fits the role, but could she play that young?

"Cheese and rice!"

What about David Keith and Keith David?

Oh, go dip your balls in it.

I remember when Olympus and Magic Mike Saves the President went head-to-head, and I liked the latter more—at least the secret service didn't act like a bunch of mall cops caught off-guard on a Panda Express lunch break. I was already done when the former had the agents and DC police firing HANDGUNS at a C-130 flying

Is it really breaking the fourth wall though if the character is looking at the camera as another individual they're currently interacting with? That's more of a perspective than say disassociating themselves with the current events.

Stop making puns, or my mom will shoot you.

Ow! My earballs!

She was needed back on her home planet of Canada.
She died on the way there.