It's too complicated to bring an escalator system to the cemetery.

That fight was pretty darn good I have to say. I was hoping they'd work the Lone Gunmen faking their own deaths from what was considered canon in the comic series as of late, but I suppose that would have taken too long to cover. Gotta make sure we spend that valuable time on useless prolonged establishing shots and…

"The lady in the pantsuit is right! Looting isn't the answer to our fear and anger! We shall heed her words and head for the medical facility packed with infected and a medical staff that cannot take basic precautions like wearing masks!"

…and for that matter, signal break-up on the Internet, like someone was smacking the satellite up on the roof with a crowbar. I know Joel tried to sell the hell out of this, but ugh, what he was given was embarrassing.

Someone needs to sit down with Chris Carter in a quiet corner and tell him to leave the writing to others and stick to executive producing. Ms. Squirrel and I were dumbstruck how forced this conspiracy plot was crammed in to one hour.
First of all, where the hell did Einstein and Miller come from? I thought they cut…

Advertisement for Nelson and Murdock after the first robot Hulk trashes.

LupeLupa: something Lupe charges an extra $50 for.

If you're going my way, I want to drive it all night long.

Yeah, I looked him up before posting, but he's got no real IMDb record yet. Must be another young actor I'm mistaking him for. Wait, hang on, just realized who I mistook him for: Billy Lush. He was on the criminally underrated Chicago Code (2011).

You could feed him guac—it came with the price of the tour.

Yeah, never saw it in Chicago.

What, no love for the dogs buying the Doritos? The reactions of the checkout clerk were priceless.

Pokemon: encouraging children for cockfighting for 20 years.

Oh worse, it got cherry seats to the game. Comes with the $5 mil.

The big loser of the advertising night was CBS—there were more sizzle reels and promo spots than anything else for their own shows. There had to be at least one each block it seemed. At one break I actually counted four network spots in a row.
Apparently CBS's marketing department couldn't fill enough slots.…

Y'know, I've felt like this ad was made for a Japan audience and just got brought over to the U.S. as a way to stretch the usage out. It really does feel like Tron in many ways. The article says it was two generations of Neesons, so who was the kid? I've seen him in something, I just can't place him.

Often I see these shows as nothing but the masturbatory fantasies put to film by the creators of the show that were denied such scenarios in their youth/collegiate days and simply found an opportunity in their later years working in entertainment to have someone pay them to shoot it; because let's face it, sex sells.

Accurate.

Given how dominant the team overall was all season, not too big. They really earned their "Monsters of the Midway" moniker that year.

Why? Because he offered sound morals to kids? He wasn't telling boys to drug girl's milk containers at lunch to peek up their skirts.