You embiggened that comment.

So I don’t have to light my home with whale oil just because I’m from Massachusetts? That’s going to save me some money.

srsly

I don’t normally defend Bieber but Canadians are allowed to wear fur. It’s his heritage.

I hear Scott Baio’s gonna sing songs from his unfortunately named album, “The Boys Are Out Tonight.”

Yikes my bad, dont know how I missed clicking the proper comment...oh wait I know its because soooo many people have been spouting that in earnest so I reacted incorrectly to you. Once again my bad, I apologize and your belated Star!

Crusader against The Government and its evil hoaxes has been living off of Social Security since 2004.

VIDEOGRAPHER: Man, what a creep, right? Hold on, let me see if I can get a closer shot of his crotch.

Hillary lost fewer votes where it counted than Stein won. Fuck that well-meaning simpleton Stein too. Welcome to 1930s Germany.

I voted for Clinton because she was the best candidate in my mind. But nobody who voted for Johnson is looking for (or needs) absolution. The two party system got us to the point where Trump was a candidate for one of our major parties. You and everyone else who tries to intimidate people into voting for YOUR…

We’re putting the band back together.

Bullshit, people who genuinely are Stein/Johnson voters have every right to vote for them ‘cause thats Democracy and to argue against that is fucked up. Having said that the people that voted for them to “protest” should be pistol whipped to death.

This is me every day.

Where are all the concerned citizens shouting “pay-to-play!”?

Fuck all my racist and scared neighbors. Who are filthy rich, by the way. Like they’re oppressed and need to take the country back? Fuck them so hard.

Fuck you. Let them vote for who they believe in.

This would get a lot more views if the headline read ‘cheerleader goes down on cousins’

Not the kind of nosejob she was saving up for.