if OMG!PONIES! needs any help becoming an Influencer, I call dibs as h/her management. 12%, O!P!.

Honestly it looks like a spade to me.

I want to marry Emma Stone ><

Fuck Uber for thinking they are above the law.

This looks like an uncomfortable sex toy.

Oh my- my pants seem to have shrunk suddenly...

Bobby this is my favorite thing you’ve written.

When I was a young boy, I watched Labyrinth and had very odd feeling towards JC.... very odd indeed...

Hopefully with all the pressure, he won’t get hit under the collar...

You pointed out one, ONE alleged example.

K.

That’s just the thing- the President Elect is accused of Conflict of Interest, of misogyny, racism, collusion, accepting foreign aid in the election- something very very UNAmerican

I’m constantly embarrassed for him.

Family dinner with the Obamas must be wonderful.

^

The people who voted for their candidate of choice can not be faulted, if you meant Stein or Bernie or even Trump (just kidding They elected Deplorable Donald.)

It’s as if all Planned Parenthood does is provide abortions. Can our enlightened Jezes please remind me what other services, in addition to abortions, that Planned Parenthood offers.

Inb4 HuffPo is biased

He didn’t rent units in his properties to Black people

So we should definitely destroy the arctic to get at it. Good point!