Lost my purchase.

Have 2 drinks

WHO THE F IS FALLING FOR FAKE NEWS?!?!

He doesn’t even have enough respect for the position of President to devote 4 years to it uninterrupted.

^

Unless there is something fishy with the results.

Afghan

(Mic drop)

But if she spends her money on recounts, she won’t have any to pay the debts.... your statement makes no sense...

It doesn’t have to due with Jill Stein getting elected , it has to do with her not trusting the outcome of the vote.

Fam

In the race to extinction, Giraffes are neck-and-neck with nobody.

My opinion? I’m really steamed...

He had a great idea, but when he went to type it out it escaped his brain like vapour...

Literally my first reaction.

What is death to Dylann? He obviously had no thought for his own life after the event, and is in fact hoping he will die/would have died in the aftermath. State execution was obviously no deterrent, so if death is not the appropriate punishment, what is?

Because of course he does.

Light up dinosaur shoes or death

They’ve got a population problem- what’s a few dozen million souls?

I love how he knew he’d get flagged for it, and did it anyways.