How about the idea that maybe if one of his opinions is based on false equivalencies like this - then maybe his other opinions might be viewed with some skepticism?

i get that Kevin Johnson is kinda a dick, but why are the words “self-defense” or “in retaliation to” not anywhere in this piece? it wasn’t an unprovoked, random attack.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

But why make this shit up? None of these guys are married and if they had their cash taken at a brothel it would make a lot more sense to stay quiet rather than make up some fake robbery story. Not to mention several other Olympians have reported being mugged....just none that are as high profile.

Why would the brazilian government even try to pursue this further? Frankly it just makes the country look even worse and petty IMO.

Everything is a social issue. Everything is a damn crusade. There’s thinking something is wrong, and then there’s endless grandstanding.

No, because Nike pays him a fortune

What's up with the wonky eye?

I hate Jonathan Cheban as much as I hate people who budge in front of me in line, anti-vaccers, and olives. Which is to say, a whole fucking lot. God I hate him. He was on Millionaire Matchmaker looking for a woman (...k) and acting like such a rude awful asshole. I hated him before that though, and I can’t place why.…

Fuck guns, and fuck our obsessive worship of guns. RIP Jibri Bryan, another senseless casualty of American bloodlust.

I wonder how calculated Tim’s post was last night. Did he know just how many Deadspin nitwits would miss the snark about the Warriors “losing?” There is no karma in trolling your own readers but there sure is plenty of schadenfreude.

Are we sure she’s not just playing Hokie?

I don’t understand this.

My backup plan is to become a Parrot Head so Florida is pretty high on the list

I did this for a while. This is really just a reflection of a generation that is so afraid of introspection and so fixed on the externals.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

Not sure what Trent Dilfer has to do with this