Listening to Simms dumbass for hours on end and sporadically being called in to state your opinion would be more difficult than it seems. The Simms Vortex comprised of 50% Morehead State Education, 25% a career of being hit in the head too many times and 25% unfounded arrogance can take it’s toll on a man.

That's exactly what I said, I just took 500 additional words to say it haha. Cheers mate

I’m NashvilleBridges and I’m an addict. I moved 4 times after college. Validating each move for a better job every two years. Truth be told, I was running from nothing but myself and each move would be the right one, the one that finally transformed me into the business mogul my ego had developed. Performance drops…

Oooof, I find it absolutely impossible to believe that she is oblivious to ALL of these instances where the joke is lifted. Good gracious what a hack.

Quick I need a 1000 word think-piece on six retards, the complexity of power and gender discrimination as it relates to butt stuff and their completely ridiculous and inconsequential Twitter battle! Riveting stuff

7 DAYS WITHOUT BLAC CHYNA MAKES ONE WEEK!!

Ending pisses me off. Should’ve fucked her bro

I mean you’re not paid a guarantee hourly wage because you’re not an employee and that’s by design. If you were an official employee you’d essentially be running an official transportation/taxi service and be open to all the regulations. So you’re paid a share of the fare collected for the ride and then any tip on top…

where does she live? My buddy in Indy drives 3 nights a week and makes about $300 for doing so and rarely gets tipped. He’s not the only one who has confirmed the same info. Tips are rare for a buddy in Nashville as well and says he enjoys the extra money

oof, show is so damn bad

Is “coach” now classified as offensive? So many new offenses arose in 2015 that I may have missed it. Please advise what we’re now calling airline sections. Thx Scrappy!

I’ve been downgraded after being upgraded due to loyalty status with the airline but if I paid for the First Class cabin I would be pissed if I was given an ultimatum by a gate agent. In an industry that resembles a circus, American Airlines is the most-tenured clown. They are a total shit show

OUTDOOR SHOWER!!!!! Rich people make me sick to my stomach!! I can’t wait until you feel the Bern and I get my fair share of this outdoor shower!!! I am in a rage!!! How dare you rub this in our faces!

Haha. Naw that's what happens when the old people's hands are arthritic and I abbreviate shit so I can finish typing with mah thumbs

·I don’t want to see anybody torn down. This fascination we have as a society of building up only to destroy later and piss on their ashes is incredibly disturbing. The only thing that has ever offended me about Amy Schumer is that she’s a complete hack. “Oh my Godddddd his dick was sooooo big(make a funny face) put…

Good Lord, stolen or not she is such a hack. I’ve never as much cracked a smile at a single thing she’s ever said. I tried watching her Com Cent show, I’ve tuned into to her stand-up specials and my word she’s so damn bad. She’s an insult to female comics in my opinion. Tig Notaro is where it’s at IMO

Thank God they request their employees who report sporting news to me not to ruin it with political bullshit that I didn’t request and couldn’t care less about. A wise man once told me not to discuss 3 things in a personal/professional setting and you’ll do just fine: sex, politics and religion. It’s served me very…

I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!! UGHHHHHHHHH SO MAD!!!!! How could this happen!!! It’s only Tuesday and the remainder of the week is completely ruined. DAMN YOU EFRON, DAMN YOU!!!!!!! The Pussification of America is alive and well. Christ

Wait, wut?