I had that once. I was standing behind my partner and thought I was lined up correctly and pushed forward and met not much resistance...and within seconds realized I was in her butt, not her vagina. But I was young and stupid (I’m older now) and she didn’t express any kind of dismay, so we just kind of went with it,…

.....no?

They’re getting revenge for all their murdered brethren from the Zika cleansing of 2016.

And as long as the protesters stay there, there shouldn’t be any problem. I hope they do.

Yeah. I more or less support these guys; but they could so easily go too far. Even if it’s something as simple as trespassing to write RAPIST in sidewalk chalk (which would wash off, vs. spray paint) on the garage door, then the cops will have to step in and “protect” Turner and his family. Which would be unfortunate.

...this pace can be pretty snarky. Not that I’m complainin’.

PI?

It’s cool. I did it several years ago. It’s your civic duty, so that’s kind of neat.

Lawyer or cop?

Goooo Team Deadmodo!

I always say “Thank you.” Or maybe just “Thanks.”

Second! (Or fifth, or twelfth, as the case may be.)

Any Jezzies here subscribers to Ebony? If you are, do your issues arrive at your home or office in a timely fashion? Approximately when do you get your issues? Did you get, for example, the June issue some time in May? I work for a company that contracts with the Library of Congress to record books and magazines, and…

I kid, I kid. I can’t count as high as you are.

Fair? Come on, Anna. You’re at least a 6.

Is there, in fact, a video audition process where, at some point, hopeful future porn stars have to fuck someone on camera? I’ve seen so-called “casting videos” where women meet with and screw a male producer (and men with a woman producer), which I’ve assumed are staged—those are not actual “first-time” performers.…

I would watch the shit out of your movie.

Was that, like, the first time she’d ever seen those lyrics? Cuz she read them like it was the first time she’d ever seen them.

Darth Vader does indeed say “Don’t make me destroy you” to Luke Skywalker in Episode V. Like, 30 seconds before he says “I am your father.” I love and am stealing this idea for my own kids, by the way. Where can I get the recipe for those marshmallows and cookies?