I called this during Season 5. I’d noticed the episode titles followed the same pattern: one word for season 1, two for 2, three for 3, four for 4, and back to three for season 5. (IMDb is my friend.) After that commercial aired during the Super Bowl and my wife was so super excited, I was like, “Yeah, I knew that was…

Desalinization plant?

Ha...when we were dating, my wife would come over to my place for “Scrubs,” because she had never seen the show and I have it all on DVD. “Scrubs” was soon our euphemism for sexytime (usually had after watching a few episodes. Or before).

We had one of them. I loved it. My dad still has it in his basement.

BUT WHERE IS MARK HAMILL?!?!

So pretty.

Ha! My boss says he practically had an aneurysm listening to it on his drive in this morning. Fortunately for me, I caught only his last two sentences.

Erin, is your family raccoons?

Thank you! I’m so glad somebody is collecting these.

about the tensions between gay rights and conservative religious Americans . . . both sides really need to give.

So what happened to the two rockabilly chicks?

Joanna, did this true believer deliberately take measures to ensure you wouldn’t photograph her face?

I have always rejected outright the idea of a “walk of shame.” You got laid! Good for you! Nothing to be ashamed about there!

Obi-Wan from the end of episode five

now that it’s become clear that the battle for equal rights has been won by those opposing them, Republicans haven’t given up the fight

how do you pronounce that, by the way

her lucrative gig as “abstinence ambassador” for the Candie’s Foundation

“mistreatments...were...and was.”

I don’t understand why people got pranked by this. Don’t they realize that those statues are made out of wax, not old leather?

His typical meal would include three orders of steak fries, three orders of coleslaw, two 40 oz beers, an entire bottle of ketchup, and seven half-pound burgers.