*watches trailer for the first time in 15 years*

also in the words of Columbo — no one else should give a fuck about your dumb standards.

FINALLY! As a straight white male in his late 30s, I've always been in the majority! As if I didn't have enough reasons to love my girlfriend, now thanks to her I'm a minority!

Several of my friends in posting their lists filled them with high-minded, literary, deep fiction. Works by Shakespeare, Orwell, Austen, Dante. Philosophy. The Great Works of Literature. Things like that. Not that I don't think those have their places, and are well-written (because they are). But while my list…

It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. (too expen$ive)

So what does that make io9? In this family tree, I think of io9 as the offbeat but cool Uncle (or Aunt? Why not both?) who's into Star Wars and comic books and HG Wells novels etc, and is always happy to share his/her knowledge of and passion for the same with younger nieces and nephews, even at the risk of being…

Only if you consider exposing anyone in your household to ridiculously poorly written, vomit-in-mouth inducing Twilight ripoff fanfic erotica word diarrhea a form of abuse.

I want Gawker's Caity Weaver to weigh in on whether or not these are edible.

But in Georgia...it seems that almost every guy with a gun constitutes a good guy with a gun in the eye of the law.

It's not fair to make Nicki Minaj the butt of your jokes.

#5 and #6.....YOU'RE. I know, it's a small thing and not as worth getting worked up over as, say, anything else on this list (or, indeed, the concept of such a list); but that shit gets me every time.

I imagine it'll only cost you about $30, not every shred of your being. Unless you want multiple multiple (multiple) copies.

Wow. We read shit like that all the time at my job, and our faces are pretty much what this guy's are. All the time.

Wouldn't that be the FXL channel?

"Once."

Step 2: "Use inspiration from around you. Consider the following situations where jokes are derived from the surroundings:

I can't edit my original post, so a quick comment to say that I should have said "subject of the objective clause" rather than "subject of the sentence." The subject of the sentence is "I," and the verb is "am looking." "Someone to run over" etc is the direct object of the verb "looking" (that is, the thing the…

Your Welcome! STF Up back at you!

"My friend and I"? STAY IN SCHOOL, MORON. (Not you, Erin. The Craigslist genius.)

I literally do not give half a jiggling fuck about looking sexy. High impact exercise is not the time to look sexy.