When I first saw the headline, I misread it as "How much money do people in your city spend on POT," and, being from Denver, the answer is (roughly) a metric fuck-ton. (Which is bigger than a metric shit-ton by about a crapload.)

The NFL must have used this as an inspiration for its cheerleader guidelines.

Somewhat OT: What do Xenomorphs eat?

Side note, and you probably get this a lot, killer user name. Took me a second to catch the Simpsons reference.

If so, this one's a close runner up:

I have one nephew named Dashiell, that we call Dax. I have 2 more nephews on the way, and I'm pitching for Jackson and Maximillian, so I can have my nephews Dax, Max, and Jax!

Slagathor!!

When a noted funny person writes a book like this, and it's accepted as satire because the author is a known funny person, it's a good thing (because funny). But if this same book had been written by a non-funny person, people would be screaming "How dare you think women can't be good at science?!" Same book, same…

But that's no ordinary rabbit.

That video was amazing. I was cheering him on the entire last 5k. Well okay, not out loud, because I didn't want to distract my coworkers; but inside I was screaming. And when he crossed the finish line, I broke into applause for a second.

Has Jezebel seen this yet?

no heads have rolled a la Ned Stark.

I don't get it. I saw the movie and it was good, it was fun and funny and cute and good for Disney for NOT having the Princess-finds-her-true-love-Prince thing for the umpteenth time (seriously, that was a surprisingly 21st-century attitude for them to have). But I don't think it was the be-all-end-all of Disney…

What's wrong with pink polo shirts? Asking for a friend...

Please teach me the ASCII code for that. I want to start using it. Thank you.

Zachary Quinto?

Which is fine, and I'm right there with you; but that's not going to happen overnight. That kind of legal challenge could take years, or at least months during which that hateful, spiteful, bigoted, and mean legislation would be the law of the land. (Unless a court passes an emergency stay preventing the law from…

Wow! I need to get caught up.....

This. This review. Is awesome. SO MUCH FUN. (Great movie, too.)

I'd've thought they'd be more concerned about the ladies' boobs falling off.