I think of Jerry O'Connell, Sabrina Lloyd, Clevant Derricks, and John Rhys-Davies.

I know, right? When I first saw it I wondered if it was a typo; but I looked her up:

My girlfriend and i meet when she came to see me in a play. I noticed her in the audience and introduced myself to her after the show. She is friends with the show's costume designer, so a couple of days later i emailed the designer and asked if her friend who'd come to see or show was single. The designer replied…

Is this a tattoo? Or song lyrics?

Police released Ms Gomez's stalker's mug shot:

Cute, but I think the white lion cub is squee-ier.

Is it just me, or does it look like he's pointing to his (imaginary) Black Friend*?

TOADY (Toys Oppressive And Destructive to Young Children)

Wow. Okay, I just developed a HUGE crush on Kristen Bell. Like, I never watched Veronica Mars, and totally missed that one movie she was in, and have only ever admired her from afar/drooled over pics in People Magazine etc; but watching her talk to that kid at the end just made me want to have her mother my children…

"Christopher Plummer is probably loving this."

An old woman
turned 86,
She ran the marathon
And died the next day.

Ah, come on. It's only 3.1 miles. ANYONE can go 3.1 miles.

Wow, this is perfect! Now, every time you see someone like, I don't know, any asshat conservative religious figure who thinks women should be baby-makin' machines, or not go to college because learnin's for boyz, you can come back with, "You know who else thinks that way? The Nazis!" Boom! Done.

ETA: Now with Dutch subtitles!

I think the better question is, where the fuck WOULDN'T one wear a menstruating vagina shirt! AMIRITE?*

Were there any women-seeking-men furlough hookup ads, or did you only look at m4w?

exposed on naked, heaving breast.

"And a little bit racist." Her and the Hardy Boys both (all three?).

I'm with you. I think their songs are funny. And rockin'.

...against boys?