The Dragonlance Saga, published by TSR/Wizards of the Coast/TSR (again, I think?).

At first I misread Roger Ailes's quote as "All of our stars will be black," and was momentarily shocked and delighted. Then, confused. Then, I read it again, correctly.

He looks like Milton Berle. Which is very sad for fans of Uncle Miltie.

#37...really? I am a distance runner, and while I've never experienced boob chafing (largely due to a lack of them), I've experienced chafing elsewhere, and it is most definitely NOT sexy or erotic. At all. And the girl in her underwear at the top of the article is, at least easy on the eyes. Or, easier on the…

I would watch Diane Lane read the phone book.

(flipping through gallery...)

Why does he have 1 9 7 5? Why not MCMLXXV?

Fifty-nine seconds.

Thank you!!

Why does he have 1 9 7 5 tattooed on his chest? Why not MCMLXXV? Why do I care?

When I was in high school, the thought that a hot, cute, or even mildly attractive girl could be interested in the geeky, nerdy things that I was (comic books, Star Wars, D&D, Star Trek, what have you) was just ridiculous. Nerds weren't cool in those days; we were marginalized and picked on and ridiculed and…

I have incredibly impressive tits (34 DDD) an amazing sex drive, and can not only speak cogently on economics, but many other subjects...

HA! My bad...

In a related (Gawker) story, that guy's son is a dick, too:

There was more to it than that. ;)

Now I am terrified of vaginas and may never want to get near one again. And I just started dating someone new, too. Thanks a lot, Lindy. Thanks. A. Lot.

I'm sure shows like 16 & Pregnant or Teen Mom or whatever the hell Farrah whats-her-face was on don't help. I hear they're supposed to show how difficult it is for girls to be pregnant at an early age, but that message is sort of rendered moot by the fact that these kids are OMG ON TV YOU GUYS!!

I also was going to post this! Nice work.

What, no 50 Shades?

I agree that this is pretty unnecessary. (I like the idea of bottles that can only be opened with other bottle caps, Kristine!) But the music is pretty catchy.