I was going down on a woman and she asked if she could go down on me at the same time, so I told her to get on top of me. I think 69 might have been something she was relatively new at, because she asked, "Is this okay?" I said, "Sure, just don't fart." And, naturally, that's when I did. I almost died of…

I was hoping this wasn't going to happen here too soon. Though I've gotten used to it on io9 and have to assume it's inevitable for the rest of the sites. At this point my only complaint is the lack of the "other stories" sidebar on the right. I liked that.

I had a girlfriend who was way into Evanescence while we were having sexytime. Another who loved Metallica's Black album. And I've made sweet, sweet love to a woman accompanied by Barry White. All of them, very hot experiences.

I have a Facebook relationship story to share. The first involved my ex-girlfriend and another friend of mine whose picture I "liked." My "other" friend is an athlete who competes in bikini competitions once a year or so, and posted a picture of herself, pre-competition, showing off her new bikini and her (not gonna…

Won't lie, when I first saw the headline I thought it said "Famke Janssen" and my first thought was, I didn't know she was a photographer.

"Pussyvan" does not mean what I thought it would mean. And I may start calling my girlfriend "Wonder Wench." After I show her this article, that is.

I'm a huge proponent of "love thyself."

That's great! Congratulations and good luck! Have fun training, and remember that whatever your finish time may be, it'll be a PR (personal record or, as my coach likes to say, Personally Rewarding)!

I bought some Axe deodorant a while back, and women completely failed to throw themselves at my feet as I walked by. I want my money back.

She's the first woman to draw Batman for DC Comics. I have lady comic book artist friends who've drawn the caped crusader for fans at conventions, things like that.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

I'm an alumnus of RJHS (class of 94), and am extremely proud and happy that Missy Franklin swims for the school team. That is all. Thank you.

I went for a very chilly (like, 5 degrees F) 8-mile run with a few friends this morning. People probably thought we were NOT being smart, but I know different. And now I can show this article as proof. Thanks, Jezebel!

Well Katie, it is the longest day of the year. So far.....

Until they pass the lack of savings on to the consumer by raising their prices to compensate. Which would suck.

That photo is creepy as shit. Nice!

Dear Ex,

Superman.

I'll give this one to the Star Wars Theme as well.

I agree with this argument 100%. The new costume in both the comics and the forthcoming movie look (as you said) ...off. The above blog was well-written and -reasoned. BUT I would hasten to make one correction. Superman doesn't wear red underwear on the outside of his costume. They're red briefs. Ever seen…