I’ve had so many bad experiences at Game Stops that I will not step foot in one even if I’m just accompanying somebody. There was one time the guys behind the counter tried to insist that I had to pre-order the new Pokemon game to get one of those free downloadable shiny ‘mons, claiming they weren’t free despite what…

I once had the opposite experience at a Toys R Us. I was buying the strategy guide for Super Smash Bros. Melee (the last one in the store) and it rang up as a discontinued item. Apparently they weren’t supposed to be selling them anymore and they were all supposed to be off the store floor. The guy behind the counter…

Sounds almost exactly like the game that came packaged with the PS1 RPG Maker, about a random encounter goblin named Gobli who dreamed of one day becoming a boss fight.