Aww, you’re right. I should have sorted my shit out to be there instead of on 50% travel during my baby’s first year while I was trying to keep my marriage together in the face of cheating and support my entire family because my spouse was in school.

I would have crushed that dogs head with my foot lol

Robot? It’s a human in a suit.

Muad’dib!

isn’t adorable and cute the same thing?

Ah, asshole and troll. Excellent! Though now that I think about that, troll would imply asshole, so that is kind of redundant.

Well, they were probably white wall street employees, so yeah, cops aren’t bothering them about nonsense laws.

You think gay is a pejorative. Guarantee you are at least twice the asshole anyone using these boards is.

Motorized scooters are illegal in NYC? Really? I saw people riding motorized Razor-like scooters all the time when I worked down near Wall Street - mostly commuters going to and from the office.