I’m a young single man, and I’d appreciate it if you, a shithead, wouldn’t speak for all the young single men.

Yep. Those young men were babies once. And fuck babies, right?

Dear Republicans,

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

Fascinating how “cutting executive pay” is always way down the list when it comes to time to pay for bad decisions made by executives.

Well, I’m glad that Exxon is taken care of. They were struggling so.

I think this is something you never get over. My little boy would be turning eight in a couple days. The hole is still there in my heart.

Contraception.

Gundy’s version accords nicely with the Oklahoma state history curriculum.

If you think you can predict where an armed battalion of Redcoats will show up, bossing you around and commandeering your house for soldiers’ quarters, then best of luck in your fool’s paradise.

Meanwhile, in Happy Valley, a tasteful montage of Shultz and Curley is in pre-production and planned for halftime of the Pitt game.

Gee golly, I wonder who will get cut more? The folks that went to school to pursue a professional career in broadcast journalism, or the former athletes that barely manage to put together two consecutive coherent thoughts?

It hit the target, so it wasn’t Osweiler

Kansas has now lost 10 home games since the Bill Self era started in 2003. It’s pretty amazing that at this point a home loss is major news.

As a die hard Jayhawk: Good on Iowa State. Any win at Kansas is a big win. Congrats to the Cyclones.

I think the politically correct term there is “Republican”.

When Maureen Dowd asked Peter Thiel why Cirque de Soleil performers had been hired to build the new arena, he replied dryly, “I would ask you, why wouldn’t they build the arena? We need to move past this ancient idea that buildings should be built by people who know how to build buildings. Let acrobats take a stab at…

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

POLITICIANS ::clap:: ARE ::clap:: MORE ::clap:: POPULAR ::clap:: WHEN ::clap:: NOT ::clap:: RUNNING

On Sager: I didn’t know what to make of him from a distance. He seemed to be all schtick and gimmick. Then I met him at a FIBA tournament in Puerto Rico in 2003. I can only speak from personal experience and observance, but he NEVER big-timed anyone, whether he knew them or not, because he was a TV celeb. I can only…

Oh man, when I eventually see Pop get emotional over this, I’m going to turn to fucking ribbons.