Art Briles should never work again. But, this being America, he’ll probably be offered a Cabinet position by next week.

BREAKING: Art Briles added to Trump Transition team.

Ornisplaining

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

Awesome, I had been looking for a kind of financial arrangement that would allow me to trade in one of the few remaining hopes your average person has of building any wealth over the course of their lives.

Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

Yeah, that had to reduce the value by a good $50 or so.

Big results? Like going 12-0 against a fluff schedule and then cratering against real competition in front of national audiences in the B1G Championship and Rose Bowl?

If Tirico would just assault a woman, he’d be broadcasting by the 5th game of the season.

Update (9:53 a.m.): Diniz has just collapsed on the course.

So Adblock blocked Facebook’s ad blocker blocker?

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

And Iran

I think part of the donation was confusion when Jordan called his finance guy and said, “Hey, put a million on Black for me...thanks”

I always loved that KG and Duncan were so different despite being the league’s most dominant power forwards for so many years. Duncan seemed like a genuinely nice dude who happened to have a tremendous love for the game, and for KG it seemed like basketball was simply the way he chose to express his all-consuming need…

The biggest balls of the night belong to whomever hit the button to drop that confetti.

Are you Sir Lancelot? Because I believe you just found the Holy Grail.