So she's basically like Dale Earnhardt Jr.

DRS

SAFER walls, and HANS devices. Racing is always going to be dangerous, but things like these have saved a lot of careers and much more.

God bless you! My truck and front end loader eventually rusted out in the outdoors because I kept them out in my mom's garden where I moved dirt! They were awesome toys!

At least it probably doesn't have a key. This way he can't complain about how the car "dings" when the key is in the ignition, and the door is open.

For a 2002, that design has really held up. I wouldn't be shocked to see that introduced this year if it had 77% more LEDs.

We ain't found shit.

Jaguar just made a huge deal about buying their first car commercial. Maserati told no one and just dropped the mic on them.

What's with the Pep Boys wheels?

I don't care that an auto is offered. The offense comes me when someone chooses said option when the alternative is a very good manual. You know what? Ill go one step further and say "go ahead and buy the auto if you want...but if they stop selling the manual as an option because of it? so help me I will find you…

That bulge matches the one my pants is getting right now.

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you have no soul. And your AIDS results were positive.

Whoring, no. Escort, maybe.

He should have bought a Maserati Shamal

Well, yeah. I would have bought THAT car.

ever get that feeling that some jalops are too smart / Knowledgable for their own good ?