Surely this is a troll... right guys? Right?...

Are you kidding me? HUD is one of the most useful and badass technologies out there.

electronic e-brake

Big-block refers to the size of the engine block, not the size of or total volume of the cylinders.

I approve of this restomod

Let's see Google Maps do THAT.

That was the case before the '80s, now I think we need to move to other solutions.

Hey guys, can I join in on the party?

Oh god, really? I don't agree. That big fat ass shooting brake from Ferrari looks hideous, in person, too!

Goes from generic supercar to 'oh god that's sexy' in person.

Maybe, but a Civic's peak torque is probably less than the Vette at idle

The Mustang vs. Camaro vs. Challenger comparisons. Sure, one may be superior to the others. But it doesn't matter, since each car has it's own cult followings. All those comparisons will devolve into arguments between each cars' respective fan boys.

This must be why half of all car salesman look beat and hung over - either they've been held hostage by Volkswagen buyers all night, or they've been out drowning their sorrows.
Seriously, my wife and I recently went on a car search. One of the things we noticed is that every lot has two types of salesman - the guy…

GTO purists can suck it. This was a ton of car in its day. I almost bought a used one but feared the potential for speeding tickets and bad weather traction. I punched a 5.7 up to 110mph on test drive and scared the pants of the "new kid" the sales manager trusted to take me on test drive. Good times.

Thank you for saying "2000s" and not "aughts"

Texas is a horrible place chock full of unspeakably depraved people, but, unlike in the other 49 states, the very worst people you can find in the state are not in jail, they're in the Texas legislature.

Because +5 hp.