We know how this ends:

The OoT fairies were formidable women with...points to make.

Not to mention when Grandpa Gene comes to live with them and he tells his daughter that she’s going to kill herself when she goes to light up.

That;s because you are looking at it like it's a typical video game. It sounds more like live event. Kinda like a game show. Maybe like Nick arcade. people will play to see how far they can get in it. It doesn't sound like something that's meant to be "completed" just played. If it were a stand alone game you could…

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I only use bing for stuff like that.

The answer is yes, yes Clint Howard has an adult-size version of that costume.

A good question. And one that's very easy to answer.