Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

whenever he finish with his left hand, it’s gonna come off.

I love this team. Very psyched for them to get crushed in the conference finals!

It’s always sad when a team gets this close and then has to watch it all slip through their finger.

Ahem: go fuck yourself

One of them is running for POTUS as we speak.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

I always root root root for them.

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Get out of here with your facts.

Donald Trump: “When I am president our Naval ships will sneak up on land based missiles and destroy them before they can be launched.”

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

I would like to personally thank Trump for distracting me from the fact that the Red Sox paid David Price $217 million

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

Our new DH looks great!

Thank you for participating.

You mean Meg Trump.