I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.

And many Mets fans made him feel at home.

Wasn’t the ass eating at a Lions game?

I’m surprised the winner wasn’t Teamy McTeamface.

Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.

Thank God for Utah the collective stupidity of which keeps Pennsylvania's alcohol laws only the second most idiotic in the country.

Another Big Lumber surrogate chiming in...

If Colon could put in orders from the batting box, I imagine it would be Chinese.

LOL...the NBA execs must be shitting themselves with the idea of a OKC-Toronto finals.

I believe that Kevin Love sat the 4th quarter as he was trying to reacquire his soul which was stolen by Biyombo on this block.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

Oddly enough, I saw Mike Tyson walking around the streets of Las Vegas the other day wearing a t-shirt that said “Malformed Greasy Brandwhore.”

Talk about a punch in the face to Rangers fans.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Odor’s fist was on the move before Bats started winding up, you lying fuckface. Of course this comment will stay in the greys, because people don’t want to hear the truth.

The wine. It’s always the wine.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

The 3rd reading's the charm.