To address the heat issues for the 2022 World Cup, Qatar has announced their plan.

...so today he apologized...

"2-4-6-8! PERFECT AGE FOR A DATE!"

My dad cooked bacon in a pile like that. Then he'd throw in some frozen tater tots to the mix. He'd end up with this ball of raw/burnt bacon (no in between) and half frozen tater tots covered in bacon grease. He ate this every day when I was growing up. BTW he died of congestive heart failure.

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

Six tries, and not once in the box? Where I'm from, that's called a guy's first time.

Gosh, it's almost like they're playing in the world series or something!

My parents still don't really know what a blog is

It looks like he can actually see the headline and is super bummed about it

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

it helps to remember that these people are only a generation removed from killing their own neighbors.

Photographer: Okay fellas, on the count of 3 give me your most natural soccer pose.

It was originally Warren Machinenowitz, but it was changed at Ellis Island.

A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me.

Look, as someone from Boston with a ton of hockey friends, I can comfortably say that they're all racists.

That's great to hear...comrade.