To address the heat issues for the 2022 World Cup, Qatar has announced their plan.

...so today he apologized...

"2-4-6-8! PERFECT AGE FOR A DATE!"

My dad cooked bacon in a pile like that. Then he'd throw in some frozen tater tots to the mix. He'd end up with this ball of raw/burnt bacon (no in between) and half frozen tater tots covered in bacon grease. He ate this every day when I was growing up. BTW he died of congestive heart failure.

Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

Six tries, and not once in the box? Where I'm from, that's called a guy's first time.

Gosh, it's almost like they're playing in the world series or something!

My parents still don't really know what a blog is

Lulz. What an ultra-maroon. Good luck with that failure phone and you inability to deal with life.

It looks like he can actually see the headline and is super bummed about it

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

it helps to remember that these people are only a generation removed from killing their own neighbors.

Photographer: Okay fellas, on the count of 3 give me your most natural soccer pose.

It was originally Warren Machinenowitz, but it was changed at Ellis Island.

A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me.