Who do you think he is, the Spleen?

I get migraines from striving stuff and I recognize that isn’t even close to the awfulness of a siezure. However, not long ago, I had a concussion. In the weeks following my concussion, a super bright light in my eyes or a strobing image was enough to literally shut down cognitive abilities and I would come very close…

How dare he be part of society! To the epilepsy colony with him! Smithers, see about creating an epilepsy colony next to the leper colony.

Like a kid : “I knew the water would splash out of the tub, but did not intend to splash the water outside the tub, the tub did not contain the water adequately, and therefore I was operating under the false comfort that the tub would hold back any and all amounts of water contained within the tub, though I was…

Does Anker make flashlights now? Are they on sale today?

Gamer 1: “So yeah, put like... half a teaspoon of caffeine in.” Gamer 2: “Isn’t that like...too much?” “Yeaahh...put umm like 10 drops of NyQuil in, to fight that caffeine.”

It’s like Limitless but without the Russian crime lord.

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

I’m Palauan. I grew up in Pennsylvania and the extent of my knowledge on the Palauan culture is pretty much the food, stuff I read in books, and stuff my mom told me. I had a white anatomy teacher in college who spent 20 years teaching in Palau and knew waaaaaaay more about the culture then I do. He even spoke the…

Owning a dojo and being Asian does not qualify you as a grand-master of martial arts. It just means you can afford a dojo and your parent/s were Asian.

Forget it. They’re rolling.

Or, “Mothma”

This definitely a big part of it.

How about tanking the economy, the increased incidence of people working 2 part time jobs or even 2 full time jobs as a function of increased depression leading to less sex?

3/7/2017, 5am’ish.

The man hates shirts. Cut him some slacks

You’d probably end up fighting people for money.

I was thinking something more along the lines of Stabby McSmashy...

+$80,000 in student loans and +1 worthless degree

I can understand the seal losing a fin and being pissed about it, but what was the seal doing wearing a mask in the first place?