Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

If a mouse goes outside, does it become a rat? If a rat comes inside, does it become a mouse?

“However, that top-right monitor shows a rock with a hole in it, which looks an awful lot like a portal to the Upside Down.”

˙˙˙pooɥɹoqɥbıǝu ɹnoʎ uı ǝbuɐɹʇs buıɥʇǝɯos sı ǝɹǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ

The trailer people are actually an ancient cult using the movie theaters’ audio systems to summon Cthulhu from his slumber.

Not jut horror, but every action/sci-fi./superhero flick, too.

Isn’t the “beeeooooooom” sound you describe here also usually followed by one of those weird quick cuts where one or more scenes are spliced together with rapid flashes of black as a stuttering screech bellows up?

“The SOUND. The kids loooooove the SOUND!”

Both are fictional and both can be dicks in their respective stories but if Tony could turn water into wine nothing would ever get done.

As an atheist who sees this as a great piece of art and not some sacred relic. So what?

That’s exactly what an alien wearing a human skin disguise would do to fit in. “Mmmhhh, this toasted bread is satisfying to my tongue tasters” “Have you watched any television stories lately that were enjoyed by yourself?”

The time spent writing this article v. the time spent writing a better article would both get the exact same paycheck. So why bother writing a better article?

Yeah, the $2500 still owed on an 18 year old Buick is the real story...

This guy has tried to commit suicide how many times now and keeps failing. SAD!

It’s in the article about 1/4 of the way down. You know, after the photo of two couples having sex. You can’t miss it.

Attempting to have fun only make you look like an idiot. Just don’t.

Costume looks cool. Maybe it’s time to remember that Halloween is about having fun for the night, not getting pedantic about the proper interpretation of a comic book character.

I want to know what’s in the walls!

Myspace is the zombie in this analogy, died off and came back all fucked up