Ugggg Fuck. As a white guy from Queens I have been saying that this has been one of the worst things about his presidency (I am aware that as a white guy from Queens, none of his horrific policies are aimed at me). I am totally ashamed that I am a product of the same environment that created this sentient trash heap.

Thank you. Chik-Fil-A is as bland as Minnesota is white. It’s for people that think black pepper is a serious spice.

I’d actually say it’s actually a pretty important distinction though. Who is to say we wouldn’t be eating elephants instead of cows if elephants were easier to domesticate and raise as food stock? A lot of what animals are “normal” to eat are because we were able to domesticate them and raise them to produce a lot of…

I have an ex that is about to be whatever the female equivalent of Best Man is at my wedding.

Sometimes you just have a really strong connection to someone but recognize you’re better as friends, and then you have enough emotional intelligence to compartmentalize your past and not keep fucking even though you’ve…

I mean I don’t disagree, and i don’t blame you for not reading it either. Not only is it just buried in there somewhere, but it’s also futile because what, you’re just not going to use Mastercard? Good luck with participating in modern commerce.

One of the few reasons I do actually wish cryptocurrency finds a real…

I’m sure you agreed to it somewhere in one of the 2 point font privacy policy updates that you threw out though.

I look forward to the episode of Always Sunny when they bite off this plot

Sadly, most of the establishment Dems who do support prison reform (and aren’t owned by CCA) are shutting up because unfortunately it’s fodder for the GOP to turn around and tell their base that the Dems want to release all the rapists from prison and move them in next to your children and womenfolk.

It’s really…

The wash cloth question pretty definitively proves that the Deadspin readership is white as fuck. I thought it was a pretty standard meme that most African Americans think white people are gross as fuck for not using them.

Was the Nazis stealing Jewish property illegal when they did it?

Did they have to give back what could be found anyway?

No, but I’m pretty sure in the US if you are in possession of stolen property you can be compelled to forfeit it, regardless of whether you paid for it or had no part in stealing it yourself. So yeah, there is plenty legal precedent to justify the actions here.

Good thing he’s not actually wealthy enough to do that.

Did anyone else see that name and think, “the hide yo wife, hide yo kids guy is a welder now? Good for him!”

Weird, it’s like libertarians are fucking morons or something. I’ve yet to meet one who didn’t think he was far smarter than he was (I used he because 90% are mediocre white dudes).

Ummm, I thought insisting that the people holding you accountable fix the mess you made was the entire GOP position.

Chirp, chirp motherfucker

This is the best fucking part of all of it. Koppel, Sanders, even Gaetz eventually realize SOMETHING is wrong and leave or stop participating. So obviously some people are smart enough to not say terrible shit with a camera in front of them. Everyone who is complaining owned themselves and deserve all the scorn they…

You mean a GOP policy based on dubious information and implemented without thought actually ended up costing more money and the outcome was the opposite of the stated intent? Amazing! That’s never happened before...

Hah, I still DJ too. Just doing my best to be the person I claim to be!

Tell them you quit because of the bullshit with the anthem protests (don’t say which side of that debate you stand on) and then use their response to figure out just how racist your friends are.