This. You can’t push a lot of weight and hold back at the same time. Will use the bathroom first if I think there’s any torpedoes loaded.

I described him the other day by saying “he looks like what would happen if someone turned white bread into a real boy” and then my suspicions are confirmed by this nonsense.

Really he sounds like the type of asshole that should routinely be worried that his food has been messed with, because he’s a prick.

Yeah, they prefer to keep that one at home in the kitchen, where it belongs.

/s

This is a misunderstanding of liberal democracy as a government and liberal democracy the society.

A liberal democracy government allows all points of view to come to the table. All forms of expression (within reason) are legally allowable and given the opportunity to be heard.

Oh god, why did I watch this. His DL form was so bad that it infected me and caused me to pull something like a week later. I’ll update later when I shatter both of my legs.

Don’t worry bear, I’ll go find you all the pic-a-nic baskets.

Hillary was, perhaps, the mot prepared person ever to be president. As you noted a bit too third way for me, but the status quo at the end of the Obama years was decent for most of us. Can you imagine how quaint the politics of a Clinton presidency would seem these days?

The GOP basically saw this campaign happening…

Chelsea is ok. But she’s part of a very tarnished brand and while that really sucks for her, that’s how things are. It’s like trying to be a Madoff in finance.

$500,000 speaking gigs seem to allow you to buy quite a lot of things...

Clintons, you guys have a nice house in Westchester and every time you guys step out of it you make America sad. You guys are done, please just stay at home forever. For the good of the nation.

Pretty sure they listed his weight prior to him eating all that jambalaya, and thus becoming the Jumbo we know and love today.

But not in “urban” areas.

Let me guess, his “peers” on the jury were all old white retirees.

When’s Drew coming back? He knows to put the emails about horrible bathroom habits at the end so I have time to prepare for whatever terrible thing is going to make be question how we haven’t managed to all die off from cholera.

You need to just forever warn any significant others about the fact that they do this. It…

Guarantee he’s not even the hairiest guy in his section, have you met Persians?

It’s ok, it won’t exist after Herr Drumpf liquidates the press corp.

It definitely works on both genders. I’m engaged now so I can’t get much mileage out of this anymore but I’m thinking we should make “I made him/her laugh their pants off” a thing.

I mean, you’re not wrong, but if I was going for nuance I wouldn’t be posting jokes on Kinja.

Some people have very bad social anxiety that prevents them from having all the interactions they desire. We should treat everyone with respect but one thing I heard from a lot of women following Parkland and this whole…

Fair. Ironically all these dudes want to do is give a woman an inch...