As an only occasional smoker, I’m definitely a big proponent of couple hits before sex. Everything feels better and the slight impairment to orgasm isn’t necessarily a bad thing as a guy...

This chart is missing an Aaron Hernandez option.

This is why I prefer cooking to baking. A good 80% of my cooking involves winging it with whatever I’m putting it the dish because I hate putting all the prep in to be exact. Once you are good enough with cooking you can balance things at the end in case you’ve messed something up.

Unless they are taking the furry act so far as actually shitting on your lawn, let them do whatever the fuck they want. I see 1,000 people I think are dipshits every day and I just don’t think about them and let them go on their dipshit way.

But it’s Gronk. He’s really upset about his total not ending in 69.

I’d like to say the process will be done before they seat Doug Jones even if he wins, but these guys suck so who knows?

Finally, some good news this week. Maybe I can actually get some work done now instead of being crippled with existential dread.

You know, if congress actually wanted to get anything done, they would just leave Trump out of the process. But nope, they have to keep him involved so the can throw him under the bus when it all goes south. Can’t they just let the senile old racist go golf and do amphetamines until his heart explodes?

Dammit, I JUST got the save the dates back for my wedding! You mean I would have been better off just taking a really expensive trip to Europe and probably just staying there when shit goes south would have been better than throwing down a bunch of deposits?

I read that article first thing this morning and I’ve just been fucked up all day. I think America is basically fucked that this point. It’s going to take so long and be so painful for so many while the Dems clean this shit up, just in time for Republicans to jump in again and be all like “Sick and tired of suffering…

Thanks, same to you. Sounds at least like your daughter is awesome!

I waited to book a flight I looked at Monday, and it was more expensive yesterday. I say bah-humbug to this Travel Tuesday thing...

Man, that is a vent. Sucks to be in that situation.

Not to be harsh but, she’s a long way from, and may never be, a responsible adult. Those kids are also in just prime teenage form and definitely aren’t remotely interested in accepting you as an authority figure.

I’m happily in an amazing relationship right now, after…

I love how everyone is now fucking expert in Bitcoin, blockchain, and macro-economics and finance now. There’s nothing inherently wrong with treating it like a commodity, but it’s valuable until people say it’s not. And when people decide it’s not, it’s going to REALLY not be valuable. Also, what happens to BTC when…

Hmmm, wonder why SO was back on the market...

So how many evil step-moms were just women stepping in to take over for crappy fathers?

The reason that UBI is unpalatable to most people is we still have this shitty Protestant work ethic that says in order to be noble and virtuous you have to work hard. And in turn, all rewards are earned through hard work. Great way to keep the serfs in line, less so for a technologically advanced society.

The only fix for this is going to be a UBI, but they are going to fight that tooth and nail because “something, something, liberal commies.” Then go back to admiring leaders like Putin...

Maybe we can give them a pick axe and a big hole in the ground to play in and tell them that’s why they are getting paid...

To add, the only way to win the game against them is to not play as much as possible. The key is you want to just marginalize them to the point where they need to lash out for attention and hopefully fuck themselves in the process. He was becoming less and less relevant, which is likely half the reason for his…

I look forward to Nike trolling LaVar with the Big Boler Brand shoes in 2-3 years!