I am a tall white male, so yeah, I forgot what applies to me generally doesn’t hold true for others.

Why just pistols?

I’m totally here to start shit.

I drink a lot of these (or similar style beers). Definitely can put down more than three in an hour, not seeing the problem.

Don’t judge my drinking habits, does this class it up enough for you?

I don’t care how the sausage is made, just that it tastes good and doesn’t leave me passed out in the bathtub cause I can’t be that far from the toilet.

40 of anything alcoholic? That’s like three beers. I will fight you if you try and cut me off then, and not just because I’ve already had three beers.

Counterpoint: Hotdogs are delicious, defintiely not a sandwich, satisfying on a hot summer day, and I can consume more than is reasonable or healthy.

That said I’m still with the article; this is appropriative bullshit.

But sometimes I like to play tee-ball and take easy shots.

You mean the official retreat of the US Gov’t that is designed for that and isn’t personally owned by the President (who makes $ for expenses incurred at Mar-a-Lago)? Definitely equivalent. Also the purpose of Camp David is for long summits and heavy negotiations, not the routine hosting of dignitaries.

Yeah, cause he’s coming here for a beach vacation. He’s the president of China, he literally spends his entire life avoiding the shitty parts of town, taking a fancy car from opulent location to opulent location. Not that you’d ever come close to knowing anything about that from your shack in Oklahoma.

He has a house to host dignitaries at. It’s called the White House. It’s where he’s supposed to be living most of the time and it doesn’t cost additional funds to secure/transportation/etc.

You sound like someone who should own a bidet.

Easily the worst cake take. No one ever thaws it right, not everyone will (or wants to) pull a Drew and eat an entire cake in 10 minutes, and last but not least, if I wanted ice cream and I’d get fucking ice cream. Hybrid products like ice cream cake are pointless Dr. Moreau style abominations that ruin their…

Fuck, do you criticize 5 year-olds for drawing stick figures due to their unrealistic representation of the human body too?

So many greys, so little acknowledgement of the reference.

Could be worse, you could forever be tidy whities guy.

I live in an apartment with radiators, so usually I’m not wearing much of anything in the winter indoors because my choices are no heat or steam powered hell (would choose no heat, but would like my girlfriend to continue to live with me). Really we’re lucky I’m putting on clothes at all to take out the trash.

30 degrees and this person thinks he’s having to brave the elements in a near death experience? 30 degrees and I’m wearing a t-shirt because I can’t be bothered to find my sweatshirt to walk 3 blocks to the store. It was 65 in NYC this weekend and beautiful and like 85% of people were still treating it like a nippy…

Drew, the planet, all the happy tree friends, and probably your wife who has to deal with your underwear and naked body after 18 hours of you just being your natural horrific self would thank you if you would embrace your inner GLORY BOY and get a bidet. No more going back to the well 10 times because your asshole is…