I always know who they are because they call every fucking corner store a bodega like it’s some quaint shit they found in the new world and think it maintains their “settled” neighborhood's original charm.

You do realize they come from a place were the barrier to every magic treasure cave is impenetrable can only be unlocked by mysterious and powerful rods.

I heard a similar speech, the tandem guys have all jumped hundreds of times, they aren't going to let you kill them. If they have to donkey punch you in the back of the head to get you to stop flailing around and land safely they will. So you know, at least you won't die either way.

A lot of commentators (Barnwell, Greeeeeeegggggg) have been arguing the upside of this statistically for a few years. I for one welcome our new stats based overlords.

+1 allegation.

Man, or woman, or whatever the fuck up and just not wear clothes in the winter either. Everyone is such a punk about anything below 70 degrees.

Fucking thank you. I look forward to not walking in to work looking like I ran a marathon from my 12 block walk to the office for the next 9 months. Also excited about the mosquitos retreating to whatever space in hell they occupy from Oct-April.

They are already all over the internet to be purchased for $9.95 if the adverts on streaming websites are to be believed.

More like AO+ since playing it in front of or with children is highly illegal.

Dafuq did I just read?

*sigh* +1.

Yeah, generally that’s what ended up happening too. Should probably just start dating women with more mature ideas about love and sex....

This is great advice, but a lot of women, at least the one's that I've been with, think sex should be spontaneous and think booking it makes it unromantic. Probably better to just plan to clear out time to focus on each other and then take it from there.

Gambling nerd here, you go for the all wrong route if you think you are getting less than a 70.

Kinda with you on this. Trashy, yes. Rapey, not really.

Then again I went to a commuter college in the city with no Greek life, so maybe these places are all automatically rape factories. IDK. #probablymostfrats

I hated walking as a kid and distinctly remember being old enough to get the stroller out of the closet and sit in it. It’s nice to know that traits like being lazy show at such an early age.

+1 pantsed goalie.

Well, now I know what a car with Down's Syndrome looks like...

It's like you talk to my soul. Anyone who denies this either hasn't read it or didn't get it.

How that cop video didn’t end in another police shooting I will never understand.