Why should I give a fuck about someone else's shitty kid? I do nice things for people all the time, if someone acts entitled to it though all they are getting is a hearty "Go fuck yourself!" from me.

You can get a bidet attachment for your standard toilet for $30 off amazon. It is beyond worth it to not have to sand your asshole down every time you have hangover shits.

Seems about right, NYC is a terrible place to be old and not particularly wealthy. My parents want to retire to the desert as soon as that becomes an option.

Seems legit, although that doesn’t fit my narrative of everyone in rural parts of the country being lazy slobs =P.

I have a theory though that NYC has a theoretical weight limit though of 300 pounds. Any bigger than that and you can’t actually function here with all the walking and stair climbing. Just taking the…

Can someone explain these motorized scooters for me? I live in NYC and I can’t think of any big box stores where these actually get used, even where they have them. People either have their own, or they deal with it and walk, since walking is required basically everywhere else in the city.

Prefer Fresh Blast, but this is my shit.

Prefer Fresh Blast, but this is my shit.

Lambics, in general, are more tart than I like, although I've had some good ones. Belgian strong ales tend to be my favorites. I think I pretty much only drank Gnomegang this winter.

I don’t particularly like cream ales, so I’ve never felt a need to try a Genny. Citrus + beer is generally a decent combo. Other fruit beers can be good (Purple Haze) or terrible (I enjoyed my first sip of Cherry Wheat, probably because I was already drunk, then realized it tasted like someone poured cough syrup in my…

Yes, I wear the beer snob moniker just because it makes me feel cool, just like you get all snobbish on Deadspin comments because it does the same for you. We all have shit that we indulge in because we acquired a taste for it despite it’s lack of merit. I don’t judge you because you like to stay in alone on a…

I've seen people get violent on weed. Assholes + lowered inhibitions + Sativa = high and violent.

Yes, InBev owns all three of these beers (InBev bought AB). My post was more about how BLL is not that bad compared to the truly horrible beers out there.

I’m the biggest beer snob I know, but Bud Light Lime is my guilty pleasure beer. Why all the hate? If he truly wanted to make a point here it should have been a Natty Light or a Stella Wifebeater.

Yeah, but if both women back out you are getting fucked.

Mmm... au poivre is the best. Fillet IS traditionally the cut for that, but I often have it with strip steak or porterhouse cuts. Really anything in the short loin/sirloin area can go well with that.

Sounds like fillet mignon, which would explain the price, but also you can do way better with cheaper cuts. Fillet mignon to me is like the Dane Cook of steaks.

What cut are you getting?

This makes no sense to me, mostly because I live in NYC and as far as I know everything between here and LA is farmland and beef country.

Move immediately, wherever you are living clearly has severe human rights violations.

Everytime I drive down Flatbush Ave, which happens every couple of months, basically enough time to forget just how ugly it is, I cringe looking at it. It’s even uglier now with the green roof. They should have just disguised it as a giant abandoned warehouse.

Being unique for uniqueness' sake is what is wrong with…

Barclays is horrifically ugly from the outside, what are you on?