So dead people can orgasm? Guess this adds a whole new dimension to necrophilia...

So Thanksgiving is the king. I'd like to meet the middle-aged person who can get laid on Thanksgiving night smelling like that. It's not possible.

When cyclists quit going the wrong way down the street and suing the driver of the car they run into, they will be accepted as members of society...

I knew this was happening as soon as he left the Jets. One day he'd join the Patriots and stop tearing his ACL now that he has a real training staff. *sigh*

White cab driver should have been a dead giveaway something was up.

Which is fine, because most of their viewers are likely still on dial-up to access the interwebs.

Alaska apparently has good taste.

Pretty sure that works for women too...

Kill it with fire!

So what started the infestation on Christmas island? Ben Roethlisberger?

Maybe what everyone is afraid of is not whether or not the gay guy in the locker room will be checking them out, but whether or not they can stop checking out the gay guy.

I remember the first time I took the subway in Boston having grown up in NYC. I was really dumbfounded when a trolley car showed up underground.

Whose idea was it to have her run a draw? We all know she would have been much more familiar with a sweep.