I know it’s the Defender 90 mule, I have no idea about the back doors. 

Some headlines from The Daily Mail if you are lucky enough to be ignorant of them:

Like charging lithium ion batteries, or building out infrastructure for overhead power delivery.

Who would of thought that the USSR were Thunderbirds fans. The mole should of got more screen time.

This isn’t an XJ6...

This:

My back hurts.

British concepts cars are usually LHD so they can be driven all over the world since some places like to make a fuss about that sort of thing.

Continental Europe does. Our imports (which make up 44% of consumption) mainly comes from Africa and Norway.

You know the Autobiography trim level exist purely because Land Rover got too many complaints that their vehicles weren’t expensive enough. What a problem to have huh. Also silly Land Rovers that have no reason to exist like this 2 door, the Discovery SVX or that new V8 Defender are great solutions to that rather…

He used to own a 4.0 GT3. then this happened:

It’s new to us.

It had 99 stars after 4 years and I just had to remedy that. I regret nothing.

Nah, he made it to 26: https://jalopnik.com/haha-what-a-loser-everyone-knows-that-a-real-man-would-1603190628

Huh never thought I’d get to use this joke again. Ahem, Haha, what a loser everyone knows that a real man would change his name to “Ford Boss 302 Mustang Laguna Seca Edition”

Context for those who feel awkward now: http://onlyfoolsandhorses.wikia.com/wiki/Monkey_Harris

Residents get a 90% discount on one vehicle.

I want an E Type Gran Coupé.

Bah, JZX FTW.

Averaged over a 17 week period. Anymore and your employer has some explaining to do The Queen. Okay maybe not The Queen but yeah it shouldn’t be written into your contract that you have more than a 48 hour work week.