VIP Styling

I refuse to confirm or deny that I might have posted this video every time a British dash cam video has ended up on Jalopnik.

To those saddened by the lack of colourful British swear words in the video, I offer this:

It wasn’t a second engine, it was straight up the Xj220 development mule so instead of making a mule like this:

XJS because:

I have nothing witty to add so here are some British drivers swearing. Note that you will learn there are many ways to pronounce “Fucking”.

Yeah but /DRIVE was like his 87th gig. He does get about that Harris bloke.

I salute you random Billionaire who gave McLaren Special Operations so much money they couldn’t say no. Godspeed good sir.

It nice that British car companies have some money to throw about again. Between McLaren speedy rise, Aston’s new Astons and this, things are looking nice.

We have zero problems with foreign hosts. We have plenty of them already, Top Gear is just now jumping on the bandwagon. As for Matt, he’s been working here a while most notably on the BBC sitcom “Episodes”. Plus going by the Brexit joke, he has picked up the humour. The only complaints I’ve heard about Matt is that…

Wouldn’t Rory leaving early undermine the whole point of the film which was to replicate the original journey?

Honestly, I’m only watching it for Harris and Reid at this point and going by Extra Gear’s iPlayer rankings, I’m not the only one.

Damn, I get that you guys don’t like Mexico but leaving our Spain is just petty.

Oh didn’t you hear? The EU decided that for all countries beginning with the letter A could apply to be European for a limited time only. Didn’t you find it unusual that Australia was in Eurovision?

Man, Harris is on a quest of world domination.

I really need to visit Bruntingthorpe someday.

Wait, have you never seen TaxTheRich before?

You sir are right, he was indeed driving a 300 HP Nomad. That said the supercharged Nomad isn’t on sale yet so it’s interesting that they let him loose in what I assume to be a prototype.

Why does it cost so much Stateside? It’s only £30,000 here which is what you expect to pay for a track toy.

Nah mate, ours is 235 too. It has 300NM of torque though which may explain the confusion.