How to make a proposal all about you 101

I don't know who's the bigger dick, him or... His dick.

My first serious boyfriend was fucking huge. Like, problematically so for him, let alone me. I was the bottomiest bottom that ever bottomed back then, but I just couldn't catch him. Even blowjobs were mostly handjobs.

No, it's totally true. Women who have had three or more children regularly have to pick their internal organs off the ground and stuff them back in. It's terribly inconvenient.