How to make a proposal all about you 101

I don't know who's the bigger dick, him or... His dick.

My first serious boyfriend was fucking huge. Like, problematically so for him, let alone me. I was the bottomiest bottom that ever bottomed back then, but I just couldn't catch him. Even blowjobs were mostly handjobs.

No, it's totally true. Women who have had three or more children regularly have to pick their internal organs off the ground and stuff them back in. It's terribly inconvenient.

A few months ago, my husband walked outside and noticed a squirrel in a tree chewing on a the head of a dead bird. The squirrel then dropped the bird, ran down the tree, retrieved it and returned to its perch on the tree branch and nom, nom, nom.

Evolution truly is a marvel.

I don't know if it's apocryphal or not, but there's a story about da Vinci being too busy to supply a Pope with a portfolio for a job, so he just drew a perfect circle free-hand.

Pretty sure their function is to breed and be eaten. They sorta facilitate animal socialism; redistribute the wealth via blood!

Personally I'd love to see a show about people who work at zoos and animal sanctuaries and such. You know, see how they're run.

nice, now put that on a DVD and let me pay money for it

Personally, I think Daryl was always badass. If I recall, he wasn't originally supposed to last for too long, but I think the show meant for the audience to warm to him pretty early on. Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard of anyone not liking Daryl. Folks might get disgruntled about his fandom or his moments…

While my memory is rather foggy on the particulars, I remember Kevin Spacey's character, Jack Vincennes, in L.A. Confidential having an incredibly satisfying arc. While starting the film as a slimy, celebrity police officer leaking celebrity arrest fodder in the name of advancing his own notoriety, the character's…

Rick Grimes. Until the prison scene where he put the machete through that dude's head I wanted him to die.

Sansa Stark

The planet will soon be covered by stone rivers, iron snakes and a giant spider web made by a giant spider;

Ever notice we never get an apocalypse where the world ends while everybody's having a good meal, listening to good music, reading good books, and having really really really really really really REALLY good sex?

Jesus: "Love each other and be tolerant and nice."

Many many moons ago, as I vaguely recall, I visited East Africa for a conference. To my surprise Richard Leakey attended after having returned from yet another stint in the Turkana region. There was quite the debate, as in those years several teams of researchers had uncovered fossilised footprints of both proto-human…

I think people who don't own cats see them as more aloof than they really are, because cats won't go meet human strangers that come into their house like dogs do (as a general rule).

""While we can't control the editing, we can control what we say on-camera," ... Stump is wrong.