They do cry.

Ferrari Hotel? Club?

I wrote the headline. First teaser of the production car is what I meant, which for some reason I didn't save as part of that headline.

Hi

I have brand new winter tires on, can't wait for a good snow.

This car looks like someone chopped an Evora and an F-Type in half, and then sandwiched the front half of the Evora and the rear half of the F-Type together... and I love it.

You should have tipped it over at least. That way you'd have a matching photo to sit next to that of the Baja. :)

I give you...

Ur-Stig in Ur-Quattro?

Hey, don't kill the messenger.

I'm just...I'm just gonna leave this here.

I see what you did there. Very clever.

You know you would.

I got you, mac.

I'm surprised they didn't offer a "Track Key" or similar function like Ford did on the Mustang to get past those damn EPA regulations. Change up the ECU mappings, drop the hammer, and void that warranty, baby.

Vote: Jalopnik

Hey guy, you should read your own website. http://jalopnik.com/if-the-jeep-la…

It's BMW though so they will sell you a better looking one if you want it.

Ugh. That lower fascia. Why, Mini? WHY?