When he first started Politically Incorrect on Comedy Central (before it moved to ABC), he was much more libertarian. It was the Clinton era and he was already vehemently against what he considered “politically correct” back then. He moved further left after 9/11 and George W. Bush.

I have a friend who, no matter how many times I fucking tell him Bill Maher is fucking trash he can NOT stop putting that cape on for him. Then again this is a motherfucker who thinks the Libertarian Party “has some good ideas but they just got mixed up with the wrong people” like they’re some wayward teenager and not…

that’s also clearly an iphone. Please give me money gizmodo

Eh, it’s pretty common for trademarked names to become common words used to describe all similar devices. Just like people called all small portable tape and cd players players a Walkman, or say “Jet Ski” when describing any brand of similar watercraft.

And let’s not forget the good old Tingle Tuner from Wind Waker, which is just a green Game Boy Advance inside the world of Zelda that you used when you had a Game Boy Advance in the real world.

Can’t believe you didn’t jump on your most solid argument :

Link’s tablet doesn’t have a headphone jack, hence iPhone.

In light of that, I guess it could be qualified as a moonshot: just one that required a major course correction.

And the black screen on the WiiU controller - that saddens me, and I don’t even own a WiiU.

I think they meant the game itself was a “moonshot” in terms of throwing out a lot of Zelda conventions.

Are they consummate V’s?

So when can I start materializing bombs (both spherical and cube), freezing water, stopping time, and picking up massive metal objects with my iPhone? Is that coming in an iOS update?

No thanks. That’s what Sega did and they’ve never been the same.