I’m half tempted to go to the site but if Neopets still don’t evolve I still don’t give a fuck.

Life In Aggro is really cute, even though it’s an oldie.

I’ve seen murderers get lesser sentences than this. Seems a bit extreme. 

Wow, in the US that kind of business savvy gets you the Oval Office.

“sort of a cool thing,” but that it’s hard to “depict responsibly” in a Disney movie

So, dad’s a ‘criminal mastermind’ (the books) but he does it to keep humanity safe (Disney addition). Whatever.

There are few things less cool than “Child/Tween in a suit and shades.”

I think the most popular character would be the most “cool” looking and... Well... Ninjas are cool, I guess. I personally don’t like Greninja's design. It has a tongue scarf. Well at least Mimikyu got top 3.

Is “Latest” a full chronological feed?

I’d disagree on it capturing the look. Graphically it looks way too... solid? Like you would expect more cel-shading and at least an attempt to recreate the art of the television series. Just based on those clips the game looks cheap and bland. Better than previous outings? Perhaps. But what you would want from a…

As of press time, Tyson was overheard workshopping his “Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar it comes in is round; they should call it Round-tine” material.

I mean, shit, what percent of the MCU heroes just wear a MoCap outfit on set anyway?

Remember, the costumes that stunt performers wear are not the same that the characters wear.  They wear much lower quality costumes so they can beat the shit out of them during stunts and not ruin million dollar costumes.  

Especially funny when you see a Disney exec get on stage at DICE and proclaim 30 minutes before Stig’s talk that “we are open for business...come license our IP and reimagine it.” In my mind, he continued “But after we get your millions in a minimum guarantee, we will use our contractual approval rights to tell you…

Seems rather silly to give a company the license to an ip then tell them they can’t use one of the key ideas from said ip. 

Did something happen to the Waynes that involved a gun? I feel like this hasn’t really been addressed in any of the comics, movies, cartoons, or TV shows.

I struggle with the knowledge that anyone ever found Ace Ventura Pet Detective funny, and while I love Dumb and Dumber, I’m far more likely to re-watch The Truman Show than one of Carrey’ slapsticks.

“It’s 93 million miles away. It can’t affect you.” Sunlight has no effect on life on Earth?

Between this and the whole “I have cancer, so my blood is bad and poisonous to you” idea, as well as Dracula becoming obsessed with a vain, cynical non-entity such as Lucy, I’m trying to think of a finale that could have…

I can’t remember when I hated an ending of a show as much as this one. There’s been underwhelming or disappointing endings, for certain, tha is the nature of storytelling, but at least usually I can kind of understand what they were going for and often even respect the attempt. Here, though, this was baffling, bad and…

I found it distractingly goofy that the Jonathan Harker institute was set up, ran for over a century, captured Dracula and then placidly let him go when asked to by his lawyer.